Someone gave this inventory stopper a make over while I was gone 😄 (at RadioShack)
I want to be the kind of girl who wears false eyelashes flawlessly but I can hardly remember to brush my hair.
Apple of love
Y’all can have this one too because I’m cuuuuuuuuute ☺️
do you ever cry because a black haired little boy wandered into your life when you were a kid and made you believe in magic and now many years later he’s still there with you and you just know you will stay at his side always no matter what because he’s just so important
I sat here thinking “That’s a highly specific personal experience for 43k people to relate to” for way too long before figuring out what this post was about
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
the most accurate picture of the retail industry
Day 302: Hummingbird
Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us
AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!
Happy Batman Day! Don’t forget to follow Dorkly on Tumblr if you don’t already.
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face