You Can't Stop Me
My name is Sarah, 20, this is my journey through my young adult years. follow me on twitter @sarito_buritto for your daily dose of madness
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Anonymous asked: mwinga you're about as pure as my toilet water after after eating curry and chipotle


Answer:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EXCUSE ME

zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

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exigetspersonal:

ambrromance:

joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

Eddy: I can achieve anything
Ed: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Edd: there’s nothing standing in my way

Alternatively:
Eddy: Fuck common sense
Edd: Fuck practicality
Ed: Fuck reality

(Source: greenwithenby, via suddenlyhats)

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