so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
Sums up their personalities pretty well.
Eddy: I can achieve anything
Ed: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Edd: there’s nothing standing in my way
Eddy: Fuck common sense
Edd: Fuck practicality
Ed: Fuck reality